An Interview with Nitin
• Name: Nitin Sharma
• Nick : Bete
• Status : Single (sharing room with Namit)
• Languages I Know: Hindi,English(American with a slight british-indian-alien accent which only I can decode)
• Passion: Web Browsing, working in Matlab and installing/running Linux,I love collecting people's photograph and reducing pixel size to 32*24.I have a lot of them.I use
to watch them and try to touch them through the semi-conducting picture-tube of my monitor(specially one with same facial mapping as kida)
• I despise: Chatting(with a few perverted guys), Using complete Sentences while I speak,
• I love : Sleeping(with Kida), Watching Numbers(which no one else watches) and Web
Browsing( the weirdest of sites ),I love when she calls me LABIEEE.
• I am the master of: Billu(Bai) and Linux.
• What will I do when I see a boy masturbating?
Ans : Masturbating..what's that ? Okay. I have heard of it
…Well, I will sit alongside the guy and watch how he does it and then later ask Kida to do it for me.
• What I do it I see a hot chick masturbating with a Brinjal ?
Ans : Tell her to use an Electronic Vibrator instead. And if she wants, I can devise
one for her[with optimized frequency(I mean optimized either for pleasure/orgasm time or fine tuning of both which can be controlled by user).
• What do I do if my girlfriend breaks up with me and leaves the room?
Ans : I will tell her to close the door before she leaves..there are a lot of
mosquitoes(and other wicked creatures trying to disturb my privacy with my beloved) outside waiting for a chance to get in ! Damn it..this place sucks..
• How will I spend time in my first ever Blind date ?
Ans : Of course, to spend my time, I will take a 34$$$#@@#98 Mobile with me. Its
purported to have, a memory of 700 Mb , Linux as the banausic OS in it and lotz of
extra features in it . May be I can try playing a few games too in the mobile of<>course.
• Turning point of my life?
Ans : When Kida became my Room-Partner(90 degree turn),When I saw breadboard(13.45 degree turn) .
• Favorite night activity?
Ans : Sleeping(with Kida again) , of course, after watching Numbers.
• Most Exciting Moment?
Ans :FIRST Oh gosh. had it recently. I actually felt wet after that Our beds are joined
now. So I just kinda rolled over and touched his...oh!!!...I can't tell you guys any
further...but lemmie tell ya..it was the most exciting moment of my life and I cant
forget that night. Oh..the memories are so effervescent, I am actually feeling wet
rite now !
SECOND When I saw the breadboard(ooohhh! it has a lots of lots of holes lying naked in front of me,waiting for your connecting probe.O,GOD! i can't control electrifying seduction of bredboard connected to power-supply.)
• My Best Friend : Aditya Kumar
• Ambition in Life : To become an entrepreneur
• Name: Nitin Sharma
• Nick : Bete
• Status : Single (sharing room with Namit)
• Languages I Know: Hindi,English(American with a slight british-indian-alien accent which only I can decode)
• Passion: Web Browsing, working in Matlab and installing/running Linux,I love collecting people's photograph and reducing pixel size to 32*24.I have a lot of them.I use
to watch them and try to touch them through the semi-conducting picture-tube of my monitor(specially one with same facial mapping as kida)
• I despise: Chatting(with a few perverted guys), Using complete Sentences while I speak,
• I love : Sleeping(with Kida), Watching Numbers(which no one else watches) and Web
Browsing( the weirdest of sites ),I love when she calls me LABIEEE.
• I am the master of: Billu(Bai) and Linux.
• What will I do when I see a boy masturbating?
Ans : Masturbating..what's that ? Okay. I have heard of it
…Well, I will sit alongside the guy and watch how he does it and then later ask Kida to do it for me.
• What I do it I see a hot chick masturbating with a Brinjal ?
Ans : Tell her to use an Electronic Vibrator instead. And if she wants, I can devise
one for her[with optimized frequency(I mean optimized either for pleasure/orgasm time or fine tuning of both which can be controlled by user).
• What do I do if my girlfriend breaks up with me and leaves the room?
Ans : I will tell her to close the door before she leaves..there are a lot of
mosquitoes(and other wicked creatures trying to disturb my privacy with my beloved) outside waiting for a chance to get in ! Damn it..this place sucks..
• How will I spend time in my first ever Blind date ?
Ans : Of course, to spend my time, I will take a 34$$$#@@#98 Mobile with me. Its
purported to have, a memory of 700 Mb , Linux as the banausic OS in it and lotz of
extra features in it . May be I can try playing a few games too in the mobile of<>course.
• Turning point of my life?
Ans : When Kida became my Room-Partner(90 degree turn),When I saw breadboard(13.45 degree turn) .
• Favorite night activity?
Ans : Sleeping(with Kida again) , of course, after watching Numbers.
• Most Exciting Moment?
Ans :FIRST Oh gosh. had it recently. I actually felt wet after that Our beds are joined
now. So I just kinda rolled over and touched his...oh!!!...I can't tell you guys any
further...but lemmie tell ya..it was the most exciting moment of my life and I cant
forget that night. Oh..the memories are so effervescent, I am actually feeling wet
rite now !
SECOND When I saw the breadboard(ooohhh! it has a lots of lots of holes lying naked in front of me,waiting for your connecting probe.O,GOD! i can't control electrifying seduction of bredboard connected to power-supply.)
• My Best Friend : Aditya Kumar
• Ambition in Life : To become an entrepreneur
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