Gaand Maarna----A Sequel to another Blog.....
Oxford Dictionary meaning : Sodomy
Sodomy means any of various forms of sexual intercourse held to be unnatural or abnormal, especially anal intercourse or bestiality or anal intercourse. In UK Gay marriages have been legalized, so indubitably, the number of people practicing sodomy must be pretty high there. However, Gaand maarna is done all over the world and ,of course, mainly in
In the busy (busy trying to find out variegated ways to spend superfluous available leisure time) IITK hostel life, one can easily get aggravated and mentally enervated. To extricate oneself from enervation, frustration and to keep oneself effervescent, Gaand Maarna is done extensively as a regular practice Not only does this practice obviate any chance of one getting into frustration but also proliferates happiness and laughter all over amongst all the frustoos in the vicinity of the room where Gaand maarna is taking place.
Gaand Maarna is done in diverse ways. Some of them are illustrated with proper examples and real life instances below.
- You know that a particular guy sucks in a particular aspect or is pathetic at a particular art/field/sport/subject. If you, however, offer adulation to him praising his talent in that particular area, it’s an ideal example of Gaand Maarna.
- You know that a guy is not going to good grades in a particular course. Still you keep belaboring that the guy is gonna get an A or Batch Max in the course. This obviously pisses him off, which in turn gives immense pleasure to person who is Gaand maaring.
- A guy leaves no stone unturned to patao a Girl, spends days and nights writing scraps and mails to the girl and follows the girl wherever she goes. At the end of the day, the girl still doesn’t give a dam about his feelings and casts him off to leave him grief-stricken. Right after this, instead of commiserating the guy, if you tell him that his FUNTI (meaning Fuck-n-Throw-Thing used for Girlfriend) alluring the girl he wanted to patao, looks great and sexy, then it’s the most euphoric of all Gaand Maarna’s.
- A guy pataos a girl and offers Gift every time he gets to meet her. However you know that, even after 5 years of headstrong, immutable and steady love for the same girl, the boy has never got a chance to go anywhere below the waist in his endeavors and strives. In that case if you keep telling him that he is a Studd and he’s really lucky to fuck a girl before the frustrating exams begin, it becomes an exemplary case of Gaand Maarna.
- A Professor doesn’t promulgate at the start of a course anything regarding the weight ages and right in the very last lecture, he assigns a weightage of 10% to attendance leaving a couple of students vacillating whether they are make it through or not.
- A Professor happily gives away project to a student and once the project starts, he tells him that he has to work his ass off and that too round the clock to complete the project within 15 days. This type of Gaand Maarna can be ubiquitously witnessed anywhere ranging from India to the US.
- A guy brings his Girlfriend to the Wing to introduce her to his group. The guy obviously wants to create a preposesing impresion on her . On such a crucial juncture of his love-life, you do a little mimicry revealing the fact that the guy stammers in a typical Bihari accent. This type of gaand marna can lead to irrevocable breakups and fights.
For all of the above examples apart from one/few person, most of the people are rewarded with an argosy of joy. Someone’s dolor always helps someone’s pleasure. That’s what Gaand Maarna is all about. Gaand Maarna can be even more agonizing when you’re not aware that someone is maaring your Gaand. Right at the very end when you’ve already done something imbecile and egregious, good enough for people to ridicule it for long, you’re told that whole of the thing was planned to just maaro his Gaand. Then you know to what extent of dolor and stigma can Gaand Maarna engender.
posted by Aditya at 9:34 PM
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